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sixpathsofbased:

samhainseptictank:

abbysucks:
I HAVE FINALLY FOUND THE GIF THAT SPEAKS TO ME


"Blah im going to eat her ass"

Me.

sixpathsofbased:

samhainseptictank:

abbysucks:

I HAVE FINALLY FOUND THE GIF THAT SPEAKS TO ME

"Blah im going to eat her ass"

Me.

OKAY SO LETS TALK ABOUT WHEN YOUR GIRL IS ASS NAKED LOOKING FOR CLOTHES TO WEAR AND SHE AINT EEM TRYNA BE CUTE SHE OUT HERE LOOKING FOR MATCHING SOCKS N SHIT BUT LOWKEY LOOKING MAJESTIC N SHIT, SHE OVER HERE WALKING CROSS THE ROOM OVER TO THE CLOSET WITH THIS SEXY ASS GAZELLE ASS WALK AND YOU OUT HERE LIKE MY NIGGA HOW ARE YOU EVEN REAL RIGHT NOW I CAN BUHLEEDISHIT AND THEN YOU SEE HER FACE WHILE SHE PUTTING TOGETHER OUTFIT AND SHE LIKE 12 DIFFERENT TYPES OF CUTE AND YOU NOT REALLY UNDERSTANDING HOW ALL THIS IS EXISTING IN THE SAME UNIVERSE

blasturbater5000:

iggygogo:

walkerflexxasranger:

legendariee:

asiagettheyayo:

awwwwwwhhhh

Do guys seriously think this?! This is beautiful.

please go to the source and see the part of the post that was deleted including the tags

once you see that part.. the answer is yes, yes guys do think like this

^^ go read the tags

Do yourself a favor and read ALL the tags. /ded
me to all my friends: YOU CAN DO IT. YOU MAKE YOUR OWN LIFE. LET'S DO THIS TOGETHER. COME ON!!!
me to myself: you fucking piece of shit you will amount to nothing nothing is worth it your feelings are irrational go sleep for 22 hours
lumberbitch:

drivehardandneverlift:

FUCKIN BLOODMASTERS! I remember seeing this gif when I first joined thmblr and now some like 4 years later I’m friends with all the dudes driving in it.

CAN YOU PLEASE TELL THEM TO FUCKING MAKE PART TWO!?!?!?!

lumberbitch:

drivehardandneverlift:

FUCKIN BLOODMASTERS! I remember seeing this gif when I first joined thmblr and now some like 4 years later I’m friends with all the dudes driving in it.

CAN YOU PLEASE TELL THEM TO FUCKING MAKE PART TWO!?!?!?!

voxamberlynn:

Forever stressing.

voxamberlynn:

Forever stressing.

bakeddd:

peanut butter cup pancakes
click here for recipe

bakeddd:

peanut butter cup pancakes

zackisontumblr:

do you ever hang out w/ someone and realize it’s not what you wanted to do and then you’re trapped for a few hours

abraham-shipwreck:

sarahseemssilly:

theycallmethemoose:

everkings:

gildatheplant:

pragtastic:

fifty-shades-of-gandalf-the-grey:

leomoriat:

poesdaughter:

Or, y’know, that thing called “Passover.”

Or the whole thing with Noah’s Ark where he killed off everything in the world except Noah and his family, and two of every animal. Y’know, no big deal. Just millions of people.

90% of the Old Testament is about God killing people in temper tantrums

Are we not going to mention Jesus?

Nailed it.

*wheeze* 

Oh my god.

Nailed it.

'Hey…Hey Abraham… know what would be, like, a great way to show you love me? Kill your kid… '-Holy Shit he's gonna do it! I was just kidding!… just cut off the tip of his dick that should be fine enough by me

abraham-shipwreck:

sarahseemssilly:

theycallmethemoose:

everkings:

gildatheplant:

pragtastic:

fifty-shades-of-gandalf-the-grey:

leomoriat:

poesdaughter:

Or, y’know, that thing called “Passover.”

Or the whole thing with Noah’s Ark where he killed off everything in the world except Noah and his family, and two of every animal. Y’know, no big deal. Just millions of people.

90% of the Old Testament is about God killing people in temper tantrums

Are we not going to mention Jesus?

Nailed it.

*wheeze* 

Oh my god.

Nailed it.

'Hey…Hey Abraham… know what would be, like, a great way to show you love me? Kill your kid… '-Holy Shit he's gonna do it! I was just kidding!… just cut off the tip of his dick that should be fine enough by me

slow40sx:


Come with me

LOL

slow40sx:

Come with me

LOL